Breakin' Kneecaps and Bustin' Lips..


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These are the shorts I wore to work tonight, I have had them for a pretty long time, 8 years easy. They are American Eagle, and I found them on the side of the store where men usually shop. They were so delightfully ugly I needed them in my life.
A girl in my department looked at my shorts tonight and asked “Are those men’s shorts?” Absently, I replied that yes they were. After my admission, she smiled one of those smiles that makes your nose wrinkle, one of those smiles that suggests good humor toward something completely absurd, and she laughed at me like I was the dumb one for wearing clothes that some would assume are gender specific. I walked away.
It was a few minutes later before I thought I should have replies with something snarky, like “No, they’re my pants.” Thus is the life of a socially awkward (apparently absurdly dressed) gender neutral individual such as myself.

These are the shorts I wore to work tonight, I have had them for a pretty long time, 8 years easy. They are American Eagle, and I found them on the side of the store where men usually shop. They were so delightfully ugly I needed them in my life.
A girl in my department looked at my shorts tonight and asked “Are those men’s shorts?” Absently, I replied that yes they were. After my admission, she smiled one of those smiles that makes your nose wrinkle, one of those smiles that suggests good humor toward something completely absurd, and she laughed at me like I was the dumb one for wearing clothes that some would assume are gender specific. I walked away.
It was a few minutes later before I thought I should have replies with something snarky, like “No, they’re my pants.” Thus is the life of a socially awkward (apparently absurdly dressed) gender neutral individual such as myself.

Tagged: pantsawkwardstupid peoplegender specificrollingoutonbitches

Evan and I went to the Frazier History Museum this afternoon, for the Mythical Creatures exhibit, it was so amazing and we had so much fun! The unicorn was OBVIOUSLY my favorite.

Tagged: mythical creaturesunicornpegasusrocrochfrazier history museumlouisvillerollingoutonbitches

More pictures from the wedding ceremony, I look at these pictures and feel so happy to be with my soulmate!!

My favourite person from this photoset is my Great-Uncle Jimmy, in the first few pictures. He is so damn awesome in every way!!

Tagged: weddingsoulmateredheadrollingoutonbitches

Sharing breakfast with my husband, can you tell who sleeps during the day and who is on a normal schedule?

Sharing breakfast with my husband, can you tell who sleeps during the day and who is on a normal schedule?

Tagged: breakfastalcoholrollingoutonbitches

After posting that advice about how to draw a comic and just generally getting back into the groove of drawing, I got a little inspired! I doodled in Evan’s notebook, I look forward to him finding it!

After posting that advice about how to draw a comic and just generally getting back into the groove of drawing, I got a little inspired! I doodled in Evan’s notebook, I look forward to him finding it!

Tagged: artlined paperink penNeil Gaimanrollingoutonbitches

I haven’t painted my nails since before the wedding, so I did a half and half manicure like leighannsays has been wearing, so I picked some lovely spring colours… And now my fingernails look like Easter eggs. Not sure I like that. All colours are China Glaze brand.

I haven’t painted my nails since before the wedding, so I did a half and half manicure like leighannsays has been wearing, so I picked some lovely spring colours… And now my fingernails look like Easter eggs. Not sure I like that. All colours are China Glaze brand.

Tagged: manicurehalfeasterpastelchina glazeleighannsaysrollingoutonbitches

I am about to eat this whole fucking bag of potato chips today… And I am sooo excited about it!!

I am about to eat this whole fucking bag of potato chips today… And I am sooo excited about it!!

Tagged: potato chipskettlei am in love!!!my life's purposerollingoutonbitches

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Pictures from our wedding, just to let everyone see. I dunno, I guess I’m paying enough for them to share them around! Hahaha

Tagged: weddingSt. Patrick's Dayrollingoutonbitches

Just opened a box of glassware, and this message was on the inside flap! I thought it was really sweet

Just opened a box of glassware, and this message was on the inside flap! I thought it was really sweet

Tagged: libbeyglassesrollingoutonbitches

It has been such a beautiful and wonderful week here on the west coast, Evan and I have had a magical honeymoon, and tonight it’s coming to an end. As much as we have enjoyed San Diego, I am ready to go home to Kentucky… At least for a little while.

Tagged: californiasan diegorhinogiraffehoneymoonzoorollingoutonbitches

The big day has come and gone, I’m now a married woman, and nothing feels any different.

Tagged: weddingmarriagerollingoutonbitches

Trying to visit an old mentor, but school security can be so exasperating.

Trying to visit an old mentor, but school security can be so exasperating.

Tagged: waiting in the parking lot like a stalkerrollingoutonbitches

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So, I found a bourbon that I like, and I painted my muh’fuckin’ nails.
Gettin’ shit done, Internet. Kentucky style.

So, I found a bourbon that I like, and I painted my muh’fuckin’ nails.

Gettin’ shit done, Internet. Kentucky style.

Tagged: rollingoutonbitches